ugh i wish i could back in time and stab myself year old self in the brain with a chopstick ughhhhhhh this blog is so embarrassing i can’t believe someone called me funny clearly you like this american humor
No. 110
I am a cat, and I like musty basements and old books.
Continue stealing my shitty writings, lady.
:’D
I’m so complimented, albeit miffed.
I have a bone to pick with this damn thunderstorm.
It has been here, looming threateningly on the horizon for two hours.
It arrived quite quickly, but displays no signs of leaving.
Bastard woke me up.
I lost the Game.
As have you.
/vanishes for a week, again.
“Why can’t I go to church at a later, more convenient time?”
“SHUT UP”
What sound reasoning, mother! Thank you for demonstrating your unremitting wit!
rich bitch die antwoord
Tight situation? Mistreated? -> Burn the people treating you like shit -> RICH BITCH.
Sounds legit!
zero to hero - from hercules ahhahahah
Hermit the frog by Marina and The Diamonds
Vale Decem, by Murray Gold
Well I am happy this makes perfect sense.
I am the doctor- Murray Gold
HELL YEAH
Ievan Polka sung by Hatsune Miku… IT’S A SIGN.
D|
They’re gonna kill me!
Am I the only one freaked out by an robotic popstar singing a song called “World Is Mine”
Well they can just go fuck themselves with rusty knives.
Wasting my time and my money.
thank you lady, for taking over my shift.
People dressed up as Deadmau5 and Daft Punk at AB. Only good thing.
I am tired of people’s costumes catching onto my clothes; look, bitch, it is not my responsibility to make sure that your costume stays intact. Don’t get pissed at me because your glittery wings caught onto my jacket - I AM NOT THE ONE WEARING 10 ft. WINGS.
Some people.